Smoking, part V
Jon: You know, you shouldn't smoke.
Sam: Let me guess. One day I'll accidently fall asleep with a lit cigarette in my hand, catch my chair on fire, give myself third degree burns or worse, burn down my house, and burn down the entire neighborhood block in the process. Is that what you were going to say?
Jon: No, I wasn't going to say that! Gosh! Well, actually, yes.
Feb 9th
Smoking, part IV
Jon: You know, you shouldn't smoke.
Sam: Yes I should. I think you should too. Why don't you?
Jon: I'm afraid you're suffering from R.A.P.
Sam: I most certainly am not suffering from... what is it that you said?
Jon: R.A.P. - Reduced Athletic Performance. We just walked up a 1% incline and you ran out of breath halfway through.
Sam: Oh, you mean Devil's Sidewalk next to the preschool? That mountain is a bitch, man.
Jon: Dude, it's just a normal city block. Plus you took a cigarette break at the end.
Sam: You would have taken a cigarette break too, if you smoked. Why don't you?
Feb 8th
Smoking, part II
Jon: You know, you shouldn't smoke.
Sam: It will make my lungs turn black, right?
Jon: It makes you smell bad.
Sam: Oh.
Jon: Seriously. Your clothes, your breath, everything. Stinky.
Sam: Well, now that we're on the subject, you smell like ass.
Jon: What?
Sam: Seriously, try to stay off the cauliflower for a couple days.
Feb 6th