Unflappable

Obama Saves Jobs

• Obama: Look, Jobs, you've got to return to Apple.
• Steve Jobs: I must... rest.
• Obama: But... Steve?
• Steve Jobs: Cancer.... returning... as we speak! Ack!
• Obama: Oh my god! Nurse, help! Dammit Jobs, American needs that new iPod! Breathe!
• Steve Jobs: Uhhhhhlllllll.... I can see... the light...
• Obama: The light? Is it heaven?
• Steve Jobs: No, it's more like a spinning beach ball.
• Obama: Not the spinning beach ball of death! Breathe, dammit!
• Steve Jobs: Ack! I don't need CPR! I'll be fine. Just bring me some broccoli sprouts or some quinoa.
• Obama: Damn, and people gave me a hard time eating arugula.