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How to get into Heaven

#63: Exploit as many resources as possible. It’s all ours for the taking, so we must show thanks… by taking! Beast of burden? Check. (If God didn’t want us to use it, he wouldn’t have given it four legs and a strong back.) Minerals from a neighboring country? Check. (If God didn’t want us to use it, he wouldn’t have buried it in the ground.)