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Things not to talk about on a date

  • Your uncommon food allergies (and the reaction!)
  • Your addiction to new floss technology. That’s right, dental floss.
  • Snide comments about relatives. (“I like your short nails. I hate long nails… because of my mother.”)
  • Roofies jokes.