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I’m bad at shopping

My wallet is out, and I’m waving it around, trying to give someone money. You know, for the economy! But:

  • The restaurant doesn’t sell lunch during breakfast hours. How many places can you put scrambled eggs in, on, and around a burrito, anyway?
  • Neither the video store nor iTunes has that one zombie movie. But Torrent does!
  • Space tourism for under $500 still doesn’t exist.