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Smoking, part II

  • Jon: You know, you shouldn't smoke.
  • Sam: It will make my lungs turn black, right?
  • Jon: It makes you smell bad.
  • Sam: Oh.
  • Jon: Seriously. Your clothes, your breath, everything. Stinky.
  • Sam: Well, now that we're on the subject, you smell like ass.
  • Jon: What?
  • Sam: Seriously, try to stay off the cauliflower for a couple days.