Feb
7th
Sat
7th
Smoking, part III
- Jon: You know, you shouldn't smoke.
- Sam: Because you hate the smell, right?
- Jon: It costs $100 a month and you're fucking broke.
- Sam: Oh.
- Jon: Seriously. There's a recession. You can't survive on ramen and cigarettes.
- Sam: But I own stock in Philip Morris! Every time I buy a pack, I'm contributing to the profit margin. Which means more dividends for me.
- Jon: That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
