Unflappable

Smoking, part IV

• Jon: You know, you shouldn't smoke.
• Sam: Yes I should. I think you should too. Why don't you?
• Jon: I'm afraid you're suffering from R.A.P.
• Sam: I most certainly am not suffering from... what is it that you said?
• Jon: R.A.P. - Reduced Athletic Performance. We just walked up a 1% incline and you ran out of breath halfway through.
• Sam: Oh, you mean Devil's Sidewalk next to the preschool? That mountain is a bitch, man.
• Jon: Dude, it's just a normal city block. Plus you took a cigarette break at the end.
• Sam: You would have taken a cigarette break too, if you smoked. Why don't you?