Unflappable

Smoking, part V

• Jon: You know, you shouldn't smoke.
• Sam: Let me guess. One day I'll accidently fall asleep with a lit cigarette in my hand, catch my chair on fire, give myself third degree burns or worse, burn down my house, and burn down the entire neighborhood block in the process. Is that what you were going to say?
• Jon: No, I wasn't going to say that! Gosh! Well, actually, yes.