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Jack, the socially phobic thrill seeker

People who are socially phobic really have it made. To get their heart racing and adrenaline pumping, they don’t have to ride roller coasters, go bungie jumping, race cars, or chase tigers. They just have to walk into a room full of people.

Jack: “Oh fuck, a party! This is so fucking insane!”

Jack’s friend: “Jack, you’re sweating.”

Jack: “Shit, this is so extreme! I feel like I could have a heart attack at any moment! Holy fuck!”